Dirty English Needed to be Polished

Original Text:

Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag English?

                 The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings…


October 1996,

To Marjie,

                 I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you're the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "BeautifulGirl" of Jose Marie Chan?

                  Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the fronts of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a, PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

                   You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,

The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.

You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.

Revised:

Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag English?

                 The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Please read with feelings…


October 1996,

To Marjie,

                 I am not surprised and not even wondered why Dennis left you. What other reason can you think than you're very fat body. At first, I thought that Dennis was only using me, and then, I realized that he can't bear being with you. He said that he could not stand you're attitude of being intrusive with all of what he will do and being a persistent caller.

                He said that he get ashamed to me, in school and even to his family and then he said that you should reduce your weight. And yet, you always thought that you're the most prettiest girl he knew. Who do you think you are? The "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?

               Even you "think" that you are beautiful, you didn't have the right to call me whatever name you want, whether Dennis is there or not. But if you continue doing such things, I don't have an option but to return you the favor. For an instance, a FAT, OVERWEIGHT, OBESE, AND POORLY-SHAPED PIG. It's a shame that your body's too BULGY.

                 

              You can't blame Dennis for choosing me because I am sexier compared to you. I repeat, you're like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,

The Sexiest girl of D.M.

P.S.
    You said that I have a bad breath, but who did Dennis chose to kiss him?No one but me. There you go.

Comment:

                  The choice of words  and the grammars uses for the letter are very poor. Those made my head ache. It was so hard to understand the whole thought of the letter with the kind of those words. But I enjoyed reading it but honestly, it took a long time for me to understand the whole text and even how to construct a better and an appropriate words for the sentences.